Good reasons not to vote in 2012.

It is a dismal field seeking to become President in 2012.  Here are some good reasons why the best plan might be to stay home on election day.

Why (or why not) to vote for...

Rick Santorum:
A new anti-abortion debate would keep our minds off the economy.
We might find out why he is so worried about showering with gay soldiers.
He invented the term 'Islamic facists'.

Newt Gingrich:
You didn't get enough Newt back in the 90's? 
His favorite movie is 'The Hangover'.
He thinks gay marriage is a 'temorary abberation'.

Rick Perry:
You really want a President who denies evolution.
He thinks global warming and social secuity are scams.
His hunting lodge could become the new western White House?

Michele Bachmann: 
Confused John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy.
Wished a Happy Death Day to Elvis
Thinks a vaccine made a young girl retarded.

Ron Paul:
He's a grumpy old man.
Believes disaster relief is an un-American activity.
He gets kind of mushy about Anwar al-Awlaki.

Jon Huntsman:
It is time a Kurt Cobain groupie was President.
He couldn't spell his name on campaign launch day.
He dropped out of high school to play keyboard for 'Wizard'.
(+ He's a 3rd cousin of Mitt Romney)

Herman Cain:
Thinks that if you are not rich then you must be lazy.
You like his 999 (% ???) tax on the poor.
A strong supporter of TARP!

Mitt Romney:
Wants to 'reverse Obama's massive defense cuts'.
He's the original author of Obamacare.
He's till the same guy that lost to McCain in 2008.
(+ He's a 3rd cousin of Jon Huntsman)

And then there is Barack Obama ... enough said.